Sunday, May 23, 2010

Ideas so simple a 5th grader could do it.

Ok. So I have been watching the same things I'm sure all of you have about the oil spill. Is it just me or does it feel like Robin Williams is coming up with the idea.

A large dome.... really? Oh it will stop the oil leak..... nope. Fail.

A large straw! That will surely stop it from at least spreading to the coast..... Fail again. I hope New Orleans is enjoying their brand new oil.....

No... Better yet let's get these poisonous chemicals that could possible destroy a lot of wild life. As long as it's not humans.... I guess BP is ok with this. There is a company that says they are a "safer"product.... and well.... guess what..... BP doesn't want to go with that option. Let's kill as much as we can. Human Supremacy right?

My favorite to date is that Kevin Costner and his brother apparently have this idea they have been working on for years just in case this happened. When did I get sucked into Waterworld? I mean really.... Kevin Costner has a better idea than BP.

When we were young most of us had been told it would be in our best interest to go to college. That's what is going to land you a high paying job. No offense.... but to come up with these ideas all I need are crayons and construction paper.

What we should do is get really big buckets and scoop the oil up. Or even better let's find a big rock like in finding Nemo and just stop the leak with it. Those options are just as good as the ones coming out now.

What are your ideas? How would you stop the leak?

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